how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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