Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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