people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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