windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
I wish my new phone didn't autocorrect so well. People will never experience the magic of my drunk texts because they think I'm making a coherent statement.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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