therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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