is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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