talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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