Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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