on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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