Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Randomize
