4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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