If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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