apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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