Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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