Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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