is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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