Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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