Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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