I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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