You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
