how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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