Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
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