Apparently you make a good broom.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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