What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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