Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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