Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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