I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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