Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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