Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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