I am in a vortex of obligation.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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