he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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