they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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