he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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