Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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