OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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