Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Randomize
