she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
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