you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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