Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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