Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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