Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Randomize
