Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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