Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
The struggles of a small town man whore
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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