Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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