Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
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