He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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