Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
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