found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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