piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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