that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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